KYA TOTAL?
[Intro]
Kya total hai? Kya total hai?
Kya chalu hai? Kya chalu hai? Kya total hai baa?
Kiska hisaab karne ka hai? Kitna total hai, haan?
Ae, kya total hai re tera?
[Chorus]
Bata, kya total hai?
Tu aur teri gang, beta sab chhote pokal hai
Jaan daalde sabme haan, aisa apna vocal hai
International bhai tera, vibe ab bhi local hai (Haan, local hai)
Haan, kya total hai?
Bata, kya total hai?
Tu aur teri gang, beta sab chhote pokal hai
Jaan daalde sabme haan, aisa apna vocal hai
International bhai tera, vibe ab bhi local hai
Haan, kya total hai?
[Verse 1]
Haan, total hai, total hai, ghar lag raha hotel hai
Area ka ek aur slang pohocha diye global hai (Seekh)
Sarr apna aasmaan mein, paer ke liye donger hai
Haan Maharashtra mulga, beta Mumbai ka local mai
Jidhar dikhunga mai, 'Hi' nahi bhai bol (Oh bhai)
Tu game ki pehle ka feka hua try ball (Ae, ball fek)
Ek aadhe log aake de rahe humko hul patti (Ayy)
Dhool-matti hai re tu, shooter saare blacklist hai
Haan, track hit hai agar usme Bantai ka slang fit hai
Rap shit hai Mumbai ka? Nahi beta gang shit hai (Yay)
Blank sheet hai kyuki apun padhke nahi gaye the (Ha-ha-ha)
Aaj panne bhar daal rahe aur upar se naa pen fit hai
[Chorus]
Total hai
Tu aur teri gang, beta sab chhote pokal hai
Jaan daalde sabme haan, aisa apna vocal hai
International bhai tera, vibe ab bhi local hai (Haan, local hai)
Haan, kya total hai?
Bata, kya total hai?
Tu aur teri gang, beta sab chhote pokal hai
Jaan daalde sabme haan, aisa apna vocal hai
International bhai tera, vibe ab bhi local hai
Haan, kya total hai?
[Verse 2]
Koi fook ke wahaan badeer ho raha hai
Pyaar mein Kabir ho raha hai
Kaala paisa gora karke, ameer aur ameer ho raha hai
Mazdoor wahi ro raha hai, duniya ajeeb ho raha hai
Qayamat kareeb ho raha hai, gareeb aur gareeb ho raha hai
Haan, kyu ho raha hai? Thanda rakh dimaag jaise Manali
Andar se aaj bhi beta zinda hai woh mawali
Life ki gaadi ek number, utar gaye sawaari
Iss liye toh range mein aaj two seater Ferrari
Haan, tere jaise saamne naache dekh idhar madaari
Fans itne saare, abhi venue de rahi jagah nahi
"Lyrics kidhar?" puchhke vibe ki yed meri bhaga nahi (Jaa naa bhai)
Pachis hai ye saal, apun banega dekh Ambani
[Chorus]
Kya total hai?
Tu aur teri gang, beta sab chhote pokal hai
Jaan daalde sabme haan, aisa apna vocal hai
International bhai tera, vibe ab bhi local hai (Haan, local hai)
Haan, kya total hai?
Bata, kya total hai?
Tu aur teri gang, beta sab chhote pokal hai
Jaan daalde sabme haan, aisa apna vocal hai
International bhai tera, vibe ab bhi local hai
Haan, kya total hai?
KYA TOTAL?
マンザイはキャクへシャベル ... アイカタヘ ジャナイ ... .
ギャグをキャクへ ... ジョークをジョーズに ... オキャクサマヘ オキャッサアへ ... . オマンナ キャクとワラッテル オハンナ ギャグでワラッテル ... クルクルパア・クルクルパア パアヲ パアパア ... ナイモナラン ... ガネヨ .
Shovel the manzai to the camera...I don't want to see you...
Send the jokes to the camera...Take the jokes to the jokes...To the camera people, to the camera people...
You're laughing at the camera, you're laughing at the jokes...Kurukurupaa, kurukurupaa, paawo, paapaa...You're not funny...Ganeyo.
KYA TOTAL? SET
カゴシマベンは 日本国鹿児島県の地方言語であり カゴッマ・サクラジナ オンドンナ サツマッチョ ... ジャッド・ジャッド サチュマ・ジャッド ... .
Kagoshimaben is the local language of Kagoshima Prefecture, Japan, and is pronounced as Kagoshima Sakurajina Ondonna Satsumacho... Judd Judd Sachuma Judd....
ワライカタガ・ワカラン ナンドチ ... IQ ガネ 脳ガネ ガネガネ ダガネ ... .
I don't know what to do... IQ, brain, brain...
KYA TOTAL? LOGIX
100 & 101 ... Raisa of Salsa ... Salah ... .
Air river なる髪をわたし達は両方に持っています ... それは Hair & God ... 1106 なる Region Salah ... b-set & c-set ... Love & Hearts ... G-race & Pure ... 1108 & Sia ... 白亜を 100 する music & song ... Sarasa となります ... .
100 & 101...Raisa of Salsa...Salah....
We both have Air river hair...It's Hair & God...1106 Region Salah...b-set & c-set...Love & Hearts...G-race & Pure...1108 & Sia...100 music & song that makes chalk...Sarasa....
Joke
Heart は Beat になります ... .
Heart becomes Beat....
日本の芸能娯楽バラエティが 散々 です ... 少し 整理 します ... .
Japan's entertainment variety shows are a mess... Let's clean them up a bit....
Walk
Ware ring of wearing ... Unesys ... Unescos ... .
方法は方式 公式を応用します ... ユネスコ ユニシスをエコシスします ... .
Wear ring of wearing...Unesys...Unescos....
Method of applying formula...Unesco Ecosys Unisys....
沖縄は 琉球 ... .
Okinawa is Ryukyu...
KYA TOTAL? WAWON
生きる世界が違う ... 違いすぎる ... .
あなたは どこで生きようとするのだろう ... この世の中とは違う世の中で どこにそれがあるのだろう ... あなたは アマテラスではなく ... アミダサマでもなく ... 菩薩する日々 ... 女性ならではの人生と生活 ... すべては心を 愛を すべてへ ... .
We live in different worlds...too different...
Where will you try to live?...Where will you find it in a world different from this one?...You are not Amaterasu...nor Amidasama...Days of living as a Bodhisattva...A life and lifestyle unique to women...Everything is in the heart, love to everything....
Howel
王な御旨 ... ひとなる心 かみなる愛 ... すべては優しく ひらがなす ... 時は燃えている ... .
The royal will... The heart that becomes man, the divine love... Everything is gentle... Time is burning...
それ程に 国は愚かではない ... .
The country is not that stupid...
Howdy
わたしのこれまでが 泡と消える ... 役立たず わたしは この国へ 何もしてあげられない ... .
My past experiences have vanished like bubbles... I am useless and can't give anything to this country...
一般社会市民が 国家社会の機能基質を創造できるなどありません ... 破壊するだけです ... .
Ordinary citizens cannot create the functional basis of a national society... they can only destroy it...
Howel
架空は 架空 ... ない事柄 ... 吉田茂氏などいない ... .
Fiction is fiction... It doesn't exist... There is no such person as Shigeru Yoshida...
あまりにもオモシロクナイ ... オモシロクナイを与え続けるイジワルは 自らをミジメにする ... ミジメなあなたを助ける世の中ではない ... .
It's just too uninteresting... If you continue to give people uninteresting things, you will end up feeling miserable... This world is not going to help you if you are miserable...
Hellowin
スイカを持てる幼稚園児などいません ... .
No kindergartener can have a watermelon...
Amazing grace
Flexfapra は 女性と sex をするための努力を懸命に致しております ... 愛と心のなき創造を誰もが受け入れるなどなく ... 早く 早く 早急に 愛と心を実証しなければならないからです ... 男性は つらいものです ... まだ僕は未達である ... この日々を訓練し 修練しています ... .
Flexfapra is trying hard to have sex with women... No one will accept a creation without love and heart... We must demonstrate love and heart as soon as possible... Being a man is difficult... I still have a long way to go... I am training and practicing every day....